I
had another down week last week, so I guess it’s time to make excuses for my 2
incorrect picks. The Bears QB got
concussed, so that effectively voids my Bears pick. The Panthers threw a fluke pick-6 and had a
punt return for a TD against them, so that voids that pick. I’m joking.
They were crappy picks no matter how you dissect them.
There
happens to be 5 games I get to try my hand at this week. Let’s see if I can get out of the gutter
before Winter settles in and I freeze to death.
| Away | Home | Guess | SC Line |
| Dolphins | Bills | PK | Bills -1.5 |
| Cards | Falcons | Falcons -12 | Falcons -9.5 |
| Bucs | Panthers | Bucs -2 | Bucs -1.5 |
| Browns | Cowboys | Cowboys -10.5 | Cowboys -7.5 |
| Pack | Lions | Pack -4.5 | Pack -3 |
| Jags | Texans | Texans -17 | Texans -15 |
| Bengals | Chiefs | Bengals -4 | Bengals -3 |
| Jets | Rams | Rams -3 | Rams -3 |
| Eagles | Redskins | Redskins -5.5 | Redskins -3.5 |
| Saints | Raiders | Saints -6 | Saints -4.5 |
| Colts | Pats | Pats -7.5 | Pats -9.5 |
| Chargers | Broncos | Broncos -6.5 | Broncos -7.5 |
| Ravens | Steelers | Ravens -4 | Ravens -3.5 |
| Bears | 49ers | 49ers -4 | 49ers -4 |
Since
there’s 5 games this week, I’ll keep these analyses short and shoot straight
from my brain-heart. Everyone’s probably
a bit tired of me talking about this “Vegas” guy every week…ya know, the stuff
about how he wants us to think THIS way about “his” NFL football games instead
of THAT way, and what have you. The
point is: I have a way of determining which side I feel is the right side based
on my perceptions of what spreads should be and what they actually are, so my
analysis shouldn’t mean shit to you. All
that should matter is whether I get my picks right or wrong. I hope you’re down for a change of pace.
Cardinals
@ Falcons
The
Cardinals suck. Kevin Skelto-John-Kolb
or whatever their QB’s name is doesn’t throw the football good. They are travelling far East (not to China or
nothing like that, just Atlanta) from the West to play football, really tough
football. Teams suck when they travel
far East. The Falcons are good, so good
that they will win this game by 10 points or more.
Browns
@ Cowboys
The
Cowboys are really good because they beat the Eagles last week who are really good. I’m joking.
The Browns are better than their record.
I’m not joking. Go Browns.
Jags
@ Texans
As
my good buddy John Steinberg once said, “It’s the (bleep bleep) NFL! Anyone can
win!” “Anyone” includes the Jags, but
just barely. Go Jags.
Eagles
@ Redskins
The
Eagles have covered 1 HSC spread all year.
Nick Foles is playing QB for them this week. Go Redskins.
Colts
@ Pats
Why
isn’t anyone giving the Colts any credit yet?
They crushed the Jags last week, and the Jags made the playoffs in 2007. This score might be 100-96. Go Colts.
How’s
that for a Blazin’ 5, Cowherd?
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